Five Year PLan

What Five Year Plan?

 

The Five Year Plan

model for the psycho-social state of the typical F-artist:

the sum of minimum requirements set on the basis of the prices of typical actions taken at the whimsy of the person concerned.

for 5 years

production of one full length video on 1/2 inch reel

production of several short videos on 1/2 inch reel

use of 50 reels of video tape

wander through the city for 10 consecutive days without purpose or object

for 1 year

900 bottles of Szeksardi Voros

3600 bottles of Charington Toby, Cream Porter or bad Canadian Guiness

1,000 miles of subway rides

1 collaboratively written avant-garde trashy novel with spurious political subtext and endless descritpions of sexual acts with plumbing tools and equipment

for 1 month

1 inexpensive rental house in the junction triangle to maximize toxic exposure

regular reading of the Only Paper Today

10 visits to repretoire movie theatres

30 servings of cheap Hungarian soup which comes with bread for 50 cents and $1.99 greasy spoon breakfasts

30 falafels

The plan has been ratified by the F-artist Praesidium.

 

 

 

 


Last Updated: March 27, 2008